Andy has been dicking it since before it was cool. A former D-III volleyball benchwarmer turned global sports methodology guru, Andy founded Let's Dick It in 2019 after a "spiritual experience" during a recreational league game in Scottsdale. He claims the idea came to him mid-spike. Witnesses say he was actually diving for a ball that was clearly out of bounds, but Andy insists the universe spoke to him that day. He has since dedicated his life to ensuring that every man, woman, and child on earth has the opportunity to dick it. Andy holds the world record for most times saying "dick it" in a TED Talk (147). The talk was not sanctioned by TED.
"People ask me, 'Andy, when do you stop dicking it?' And I look them dead in the eye and say, 'You don't.'"
Kyle joined Let's Dick It as the company's first and only HR hire after a recruiter described the role as "sports-adjacent people operations." He did not Google the company before accepting. Kyle spends most of his day fielding complaints from confused vendors, rewriting Andy's emails before they go out, and explaining to insurance providers that "dicking injuries" are, in fact, a real category. He has tried to resign four times. Each time, Andy promoted him instead. Kyle holds a degree in Human Resource Management from a university he asks us not to name, as they have formally requested to no longer be associated with the company. He is the only employee who does not participate in the mandatory 2pm Dick It sessions, citing a "doctor's note" that Andy has never seen.
"I just want everyone to know that I have asked Andy to stop using the phrase 'dick it' in our benefits enrollment materials. He has declined."